Party at Kelly Jones'

[Pyrophoric_yeti]

The next person to post wnadered in to this "party" thingima and proceded to squease his way around the xbox controllers this being made difficult by the lack of correct spelling in his post, and went to talk to Gerald his old friend from the ancient times who was raviging the bowl of sausages.

[Chris Wesley]

Chris looked around. Things were going from bad to worse. He wandered into the kitchen to get some food, hoping to see some microwaveable mince pies in the freezer.

"Holy Shit."

The dead body of Kelly Jones lay on the kitchen table, next to a half eaten pie. He could tell she was dead because her name no longer appeared at the beginning of her older posts.
He called out.

"Uhh, guys, you'd better get in here. We've got a slight problem here."

[pyrophoric_yeti2]

whimpy wandered in to a house that looked like it might supply him with more aclohol. As he entered he fail entirely to notice the atmosphere of shock and proseded to introduce himself drunkenly to anyone he met.

[captainankh]

Tiberius walked in the door.
Wait a minute, no he's already here, isn't he?

Oh dear, he grbbed his head. Did he just refer to himself as Tiberius?
Then: Had he perhaps eaten some of the dreadful apricot and kumara pie?!
He seemed to remember being brave and tasting the pie that Chris Wesley had handed him...
Oh dear...

[sheizus]

Gerald's eyes clouded over. A half chewed cocktail sausage fell out of his mouth, and it took forever to reach the ground, tumbling dramatically through the air.
This was a catastrophic turn of events.

Gerald felt like he knew Kelly more than anyone else, and it just felt like a part of him had died then and there.

[danielwoodfield]

"She has only died within the last hour" Clarke deducted. With little or no scientific basis. "Or that is my guess anyway, she still feels fairly warm, and so is the pie. And as everyone has been here for an hour, that means that somebody in this house is the killer!"
***DumDumDuuuuummmmm***

"So, the question remains, Who Killed Kelly Jones?"

Clarke glanced nervously around the stone faced croud, and knew that one of these people staring back was a cold blooded killer.

[captainankh]

Tiberius Frost looked blankly at the Scene.

"heh,"
He added before collapsing in a heap on the floor.

[sheizus]

All Gerald knew was that the base half belong to him, and he woudl not let an investigation go on without input from him.
"Yeah. Whodunnit?" asked Gerald to the people, arms shaking. He forced them to stop vibrating.

He stood there and looked at the body with the others that were standing there and looking at the body.

[arcticgal]

"I did it!" exclaimed Nora, emerging from the wall. She had a talent for being unnoticable.

She quickly added " Not really. I'm glad someone did, but if I did it I wouldn't say anything."

Nora was quite certain she was drunk. A little tipsy, at least. It was a most un-Nora-ish thing she had just done. But at least she had been honest.

[danielwoodfield]

"So who is going to call the police now? Chris, Nora - you two seam to have a good phone manner. Why don't you call them. Its just better than standing around staring at this corpse. This sexy corpse..."